Chinese Jews (joke of the day)

Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai .

"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.


LOL

Women as Explained by Engineers (for fun)

Personally, not to offend anyone ... just for fun ....

please dont hate me ...

Tomorrow ....

"Tomorrow" by Avril Lavigne.

Do you heard that song before ?
It's quite a big inspiration for me ....

"I try to believe you". The "YOU" can be anything ....
Your love one ? Your best friend ? Your most trusted playmate ? Your dearest family ?

It could be your career as well ....
It could be your own life ....

Sometimes we feel really sad about today, that's why , "tomorrow" exist.
Sometimes we got hurt from people we love, that's why, "tomorrow", the time heals.
Sometimes we felt disappointed, that's why, "tomorrow" is a new start.

I just want to say is ... There is always tomorrow .
if you hurt someone, tomorrow is the time to apologize.
if you disappoint about something, tomorrow expext better.
if you feel sad today, tomorrow start a new day.

There is always tomorrow, is GoD wonderful .

Hehe .... 1000 years later ...

These few months, i still trying to adapt myself into this new nice country .....

I found out .... i know why i din feel ease here .... because i dont want to change ...

We always hope that others will change to cope with us , IT WILL NEVER WORK ......

I finally made up my mind .... I WANTED TO CHANGE !!!

So now i am stuck with my PC and some of my friends ... Try to find a new place , new environment for myself ....

Now condsidering whether to stay with western flatmate or with my Malaysian friends ..... Please giv me some opinion ...

Nowadays i almost spent 15hours in front of my laptop, thats why i put up this PICTURE ...

I really missed MALAYSIA, PENANG , PENANG FOOD !!!!
Also miss my friend , family , MY BELOVED church ...

Hope to see you guys soon ....

I wanted a camera so much ....

Plan to buy it ... hmm ...
maybe on JUNE ... ya , of course ....

Saw my sister using them, taking good picture,
driving me crazY...

MONEY , Please come to me .... PLEASE PLEASE .........

Does really SPM rule our life ?

of course NOPE ....

we as student in Malaysia ,
and as a child of a Chinese .
We always compare our result with each others.
We always facing "gia su" ,
maybe it isn't you ,
but it can be from your parents or friends ...

ya, when we are studying,
we really need to work hard on it.
and i know when taking SPM,
we had done our best ...
(and that is the most important part)

Your result maybe bad,
but is it really matter ???
a quote says "科科出状元"
do you know what it mean ?

ya, is true, you cant have a better job that you wanted with high requirment.
but does it really the end of the day ?

Do you know what you need after taking your SPM result ?
Confident, Hope, Courage, More Hardwork.
You need them to find your tomorrow ,
you need them to live a happier life...

the SPM result end here , in this 18years.
but you know ?
the next 30 years are more important compare to this 18 years.
If you are still wasting your time being sad of your SPM result,
you are actually wasting your time of that "30 years".

Now , wake up,
look forward ....
have a NEW BEGINNING ....
your new vision lies ahead ..
your new hope awaiting ....

Your SPM result is just your past ,
a topic that you will just talk about when chatting...
You will find funny when you will see the boss you are working for,
maybe they are less educated than you ... (hahaha)
Example : Bill Gates, the richest man , are educated probably same level like our SPM ...

YALAH ...
BE COOL >.<

Tomorrow will be a better day ....
believe me, it's true ..

Love Strengthens

Don't you think love is a wonderful thing ?
Just what love can do ?

Love brings joy, tears, laughters, memories ....
Sometimes love is just around you,
and sometime is far from you.

I felt lonely. But ....
Love STRENGTHENs me ...
memories bring me comfort,
strengthens my hopes, my decisions .

We do have problems, fear, worries ...
but do you know ?
it is LOVE that brought us through,
no matter it is from whom ,
it can be your friends, families , and especially from GOD above.

I do really appreciate LOVE now,
especially from my family ...
that always supported me whenever or whatever i go or do ..
and from friends,
you bring me through the toughest times,
my sorrow , my loneliness...
and from GOD,
that LOVE ME ALWAYS.